Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do snowmen get information?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?