Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?