Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the frog starve?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do goats and moms have in common?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?