Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is the most adorable season?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the frog starve?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was the picture sent to jail?