Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why is the beach so confident?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?