What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?