What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?