What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which animals make the best football players?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?