What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What fish sings the best?
Why do trees hate going to school?