How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?