Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What math figure is also in the band?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?