Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the most determined bird?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What superpower do all middle children have?