Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Surprise!!!!
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do ants go to eat?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?