Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York!
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do polar bears store their money?
I'm not a bad putter.
How does dinner smell?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call a sleeping bull?