What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which insect is the smartest?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?