What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do all the planets get along?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?