What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Skeleton.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.