What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?