What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How did the toad die?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?