Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
In a hatch-back.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did summer say to spring?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is the most adorable season?
Which insect is the smartest?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?