Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How was the wedding?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How does a barber get to work?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?