What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the turkey join the band?