What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a tired tree?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What name sounds like the past tense?