Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
It was a little plane.
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do cows go to New York?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?