What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the noisiest food?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the airline worker name her child?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?