What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
The letter "E".
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?