Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
He was a pro at making biscuits!
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How long will dinner be?
Where does laundry go to college?