Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?