Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?