Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?