What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of books do boats write?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?