What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
Why was the broom late for school?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why was the dog overweight?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How can you farm during the winter?
Where was Noah born?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?