Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
He didn't get to pick it!
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?