Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What tea do footballers drink?
What season begins with a thud?
How are mountains able to see?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the foal cough?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?