Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?