What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What game do cows play at parties?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a peanut in space?