What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do you make a cow float?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do you make a bear really angry?