What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a forklift?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?