What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a forklift?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?