Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the sick chicken say?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How do horses navigate at night?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?