Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?