What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a dog in space?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How was the wedding?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?