What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How do billboards talk?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.