Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?