Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where do clowns go on vacation?