How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A book just fell on my head.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?