How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?