How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which elf is the best singer?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?