How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do bees buzz?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?