How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did March say to the madness?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?