What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do golfers hate cake?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?