Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Where is the coldest place to work?