Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?