What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
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What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What style of music weighs the most?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?