What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which subject has two parts?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you make a cow float?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do books sleep?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?