What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
When do mice play every day?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?