What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's the noisiest food?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Do you know the name Pavlov?