Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?