What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why was the dog so popular?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do Scottish toads play?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do cows always skip gym class?