What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How much does freedom weigh?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do books sleep?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?