Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?