Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
There's nobel... that's why I knocked.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's a doll's favorite car?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Do dads always snore?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How does a cow do math?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?