What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Which state has the best streets?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?