Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?