Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's the scariest letter?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is a table you can eat?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?