What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?