What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which plant has the best roar?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?