What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a forklift?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why was the cow afraid?