What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do cows like being told jokes?