Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do you get straight A's?