What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
A pumpkin spiced latte.
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
It's Crowded!
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the artichoke so generous?