What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Board Game With A Twist
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a henway?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?