What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why was the horse so happy?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?