Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?