Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How does a cow do math?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What event do spiders love to attend?