Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How long do chickens work?
Why do all the planets get along?
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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?