Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What condiment has wings?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?