What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do ships always get stuck?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which is the worst season?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What dog never pays attention in class?