What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?